WHAT I ATTRACT

From time to time on Friendster I get messages from people I don't know, asking to become my, friend. Anyone who's on this service knows that once in a while you get a message that is confusing, hysterical, and insulting all at once. Here's a snipet of one of these I recieved in the wee hours this morning. From : Cori "whats good mami, u are looking so good, if u wanna talk to a younger guy, message me back." Now at first I was like, whatever...no. But then at second look I was like, "wait, this dude just called me old!" Now to bring you up to speed, "Cori" is 18, from the Bronx and enjoys the "Wu Tang Clan". Whilst complimenting me on my looks, he also reassured me that even though there are a good amount of years between us, our love could still grow and bloom like a gentle flower. My Response "Dear Cori, You are something special. I want you to know that this morning when I recieved your message something was born inside my soul; deep down, close to my heart. I never thought about dating someone as innexperienced as you, and honestly, I think you'd bore of me quickly; I can't rap and I'm allergic to 16K gold. But if you think we have a future together, and by that I mean a studio apartment and lots of kids (*wink wink*), holla back, and you can hit it." **I will keep you all posted on any response from Lil' Bronx**